Characters

Tomogee

Tomogee is a very likable caricature. He is always the life of the party and still manages to keep a level head in any situation. He has high spirits and is in a nonstop good mood! He’s a true model citizen. Willing to help out anyone in need, he does so with a smile on his face, as long as his fingers don’t get dirty.

Salad






Salad is a docile soul, not easy to upset or agitate. He lives primarily off fruits but does vary his diet with lots of cheese. He lives on an island where rain and sunshine are a daily occurrence. He likes to sleep in a hammock and sip his Apuwee cocktail (a fermented fruit drink). His 3 eyes help in his many skills and hobbies. They include throwing spears, skipping rocks and perfecting his Apuwee drink recipe. Unfortunately, his body prevents him from swimming very well. So his adventures have yet to allow for exploring any of the nearby islands. But has great lung compacity to hold his breath and walk back from the surf break. One of Salad's talents, that you all should know, is his ability to belt out songs in his native tongue. There is no mistaking this fusion of reggae and opera sound. It’s a joy to hear.

Chinstrap
This cute little pistol has got a lot of spunk. He doesn't take crap from anyone. Chinstrap has a Napoleon complex to tenth degree. You will never see him cry or his chin quiver. Not just because he’s a hot shot, but he has no tear ducts and no chin. His name is sarcasm at its best.

Red Hydrant


Red is always fearful of someone or something peeing on him. He is always prepared to fly off the handle just in case a leg is lifted. He is an Urbanite through and through. Paranoia is common for his kind. Red would not know how to survive on his own in the wild. He must have a Circle K and microwave near by for him to survie

Squatty

Its hard to tell if Squatty is smart, arrogant, stubborn or dumb as a rock. If he wants something he goes after it and gets it, or at least a piece of it. Hel’l never give you the satisfaction of knowing the truth of what is going on in his head.
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Torch Valentine


Attention VD (Valentine's Day) haters, Cupid has been replaced! Introducing Torch Valentine. Torch has a passion for fire and creating backwards love. His mission is to set love on fire. He has substituted the bow and arrow with the match and gasoline. Naturally, Torch enjoys the spicy side of life. He LOVES everything hot, even his beer. Habanero peppers are his favorite Valentine candy.